The 1st-Ever Batman vs. Superman vs. Spider-Man DANCE-OFF!!

I give you the first ever Batman vs. Superman vs. Spider-Man DANCE-OFF!! Cast your vote in the comments below!

What does this silliness have to do with the serious issues MarriageEnvy, GREAT Relationships, mental health, and addictions? If I have to explain that, my friend, then you really do need help... Okay, it has nothing to do with it... well... other than all the lovely physiological benefits derived from laughter and humor are good for every all of those serious issues. So there's your tie-in. But the real purpose of this is just plain silliness for the sake of silliness.

Batman...

First up we have Batman's infamous Batusi. This is where superhero dancing got it's start. There is no substituting the original.

 

vs. Superman...

Second into the ring, we have an obscure Superman dancing stint in India with a maskless "Spidergirl." Here's proof that you CAN love both DC and Marvel.... And I apologize in advance...

 

vs. Spider-Man

Lastly, Spider-Man enters the ring with a two part submission starting with Peter Parker's funky sweet strut...

AND

...as Spider-Man mirror dancing with mini-Spidey!

 

So who won the dance off? Cast your vote in the comments below...